Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Can anyone spare an Ambien?

First off, I'd like to say: congratulations on your wedding Kelly Kapowski! I mean, I was a little disappointed that you and Zack Morris didn't get hitched...just imagine, you could have had enough babies to bring back Zack Attack! But I digress...was Lisa at the wedding? I hope so.

I haven't slept well in over a week. The wedding nightmares have started. Should I hire a bus for people to get to the church? What flowers should I use? Will people be mad that I don't invite their children? Should I hire a babysitter for said children? What if the band doesn't show up? What if no one dances?!? What if the food sucks?!? What if everyone hates the reception?!? Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Someone please help me.

1 comment:

Missi-La & D-Love said...

Kitty Cat-
FIrst off, a glass of wine and 1 tylenol pm does the trick.
Now my advice (and I've planned a wedding :)
1. Hire the babysitter, (a hs kid) slap the kids in a hotel room an order pizza a movie. DONE.
2. If you want to get the bus, do it, if not, everyone can drive themselves.
3. if there is booze, there will be dancing. Don't sweat it.

You will be beautiful, everyone will adore the day.

No worries.
Seriously, tylenol pm and wine. God's gift.
-d