So, Girard has been injured. If he moves a certain way, his winces because his ribs hurt. They seem to be bruised.
He got this injury from...drumroll, please....a stripper.
During his bachelor party he was being "entertained" and a stripper slipped (damn those clear 6" heels) and elbowed him right in the ribs. My poor baby. My favorite though, is when he said, "And she didn't even apologize." Maybe that's an extra fiver.
At first I kind of felt bad because it does kind of hurt, but now, honestly, I just laugh. He thinks it's pretty funny too. He's also nervous about going to a doctor because, well, how do you explain that injury?
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